First to the Sixth
The question was once proposed, on this medium, on how to deal with Bush’s problem in the Middle East. The opportunity to have that solution published was proferred. (I believe this is the proper term.) A starting gun was fired skyward; I, my friends, am either the only entrant in that sprint, or the quickest, because that opportunity was extended to moi.
We had just been attacked by a nameless faceless bunch of zealots who had no problem dying for their beliefs. Some of you may remember the carnage. Extended our way from one section of the world. We needed to infiltrate that wild desert with soldiers who we would not mind losing, due to the press which would be received. Those same soldiers would become icons in their own right, in their own lands, among their own people.
Some of you might remember two recent news stories at that time:-The cloning of Dolly the Sheep and Jeffrey Dahmer, the sexual predator/cannibal. One was a clone, one preferred taking men out, but eating alone. I know, I know, God rest their souls and all that.
However, if they can clone sheep, they can clone Jeffrey Dahmer. I Suggested they do just that thing. I suggested they parachute in quite a few Jeffrey Dahmers into the area, with some condiments. And set them loose. When they are finished with their intended meals, they are bound to run into each other and they will eat each other up. No muss no fuss.
Now consider it-I was hawking cannibal zombies before anyone. Meaning Everyone, and I mean everyone- with a zombie fix is either lifting, holding, or carrying my bag. I was first.
Now what could I have meant when I included the term, Sixth, in the title of this post? Could I have meant a whole new menu of terrorists for our Dahmer -bots? I believe I was making that statement. Fewer fools to tire us with their rat fink gutter-tripe denials of reality. One of you will pull the lever and watch them drop into the pit of vandals! I will have reversed it! The vandals will attack the Dahmer -bot, believing it is Middle Eastern, after assimilating and adapting to the environment for so long. However, the cowardly vandals will be attacking a murderous cannibal this time. Gladiators indeed!
Remember, the vandals began this by eating their own; how many others had they off-loaded before the event began? Off-loaded being a literary term for murdered, mind you. I also remind you-none, absolutely none of you saw Jeffrey Dahmer eat a guy. All of you saw the vandals kill each other, more or less. You know that happened. A bunch of clones are capable of massacre.